Tuesday, February 5, 2008

The end of the undying machine

Before I begin, I would like apologize to any Redskin's, Cowboy's, Bill's, Jet's, Doplhin's fan that I ever laughed at. Why? Because now you laugh at me, histerically. While I would like to pretend that Sunday never happened and that we actually play this weekend, I can't. Sunday night at approximitely 10:30 PM, our precious dynasty was killed, they stormed our kingdom and slaughtered everyone. The Patriots castle Gresco exploded and they hit rock bottom. They lost to Eli "The Punk" Manning. All the Pats needed was one play, and we thought that play happened on two occasions. Eli is in the pocket and is basically sacked but then somehow escapes and bombs it. The ball is caught and the city of Boston begins to drink whiskey from the bottle. If anyone would have told me last Friday that Eli "The Punk" Manning was going to come into our kingdom and destroy the undying machine, I would patted them on the back and brought them a shot. This is the worst loss in Boston sports history. It is reminisent of how the 2003 Red Sox season ended but ten times worse. The Patriots defense let the punk drive down the field on them and score a touchdown uncontested. If you would have told me las friday that was going to happen I would have told you to drink more.
So now as we get ready to be depressed for the next two months, there are atleast a couple of things to look forward to.
1. The celtics in the play-offs
2. SPRING TRAINING!!
3. Revenge on the NFL and "The Punk"
If you hav'nt noticed by now "The Punk" is public enemy number 1, pushing his brother back to number 2. Don't be surprised if the winning streak is ressurected one more time, fueled by the punk's miracle throw. And if nothing else, the Boston - New York rivalry has just evolved.

1 comment:

Matt said...

The nice thing is that next year, there's still potential for the trifecta: World Series, NBA, & Super Bowl victories. In fact, I think the 08-09 pats are going to let loose hell with no exceptions.